Movie geek who thinks he has a deep voice, knows he has an awful (and dark) sense of humor.

 

equisollux:

zombiecthulu:

basedkuroko:

my friend is hiding under this bean bag in the library so he doesnt have to go to PE

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the only way you can see him is if you get on the floor behind the bean bag and see the light of his phone

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I bet he’s on Tumblr

I am

(Source: lolicutie)

monocleenterprises:

unbalancedfox:

g0ggles:

When people in movies run directly away from the train / boulder / truck / etc instead of just like, taking two steps to the side of it

OH NO A GIGANTIC TREE FALLING OVER *runs away directly along its length*

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Bucky knows what’s up

(Source: hama0n)

little-lark:

thesp00ky:

jobforawhatlord:

darrynek:

is this supposed to change my mind because it didn’t



IT IS NOT FUCKING JIF IF YOU TELL ME YOU PRONOUNCE IT THAT WAY I WILL LAUGH IN YOUR GODDAMN FACE BECAUSE GIF STANDS FOR “GRAPHICS INTERCHANGE FORMAT” NOT FUCKING “JRAPHICS INTERCHANGE FORMAT” 

Preach

little-lark:

thesp00ky:

jobforawhatlord:

darrynek:

is this supposed to change my mind because it didn’t

IT IS NOT FUCKING JIF IF YOU TELL ME YOU PRONOUNCE IT THAT WAY I WILL LAUGH IN YOUR GODDAMN FACE BECAUSE GIF STANDS FOR “GRAPHICS INTERCHANGE FORMAT” NOT FUCKING “JRAPHICS INTERCHANGE FORMAT” 

Preach

(Source: panerasexual)

moth866643999642311568:

i found this series of stock images that are supposed to be of bullying but they just look really gay to me

cracked:

And imagine the basement he built it in!
The 5 Most Incredibly Detailed Replicas Ever Made by Fans

#5. A Lord of the Rings City Made of Matchsticks
For reasons that neither science nor theology will ever be able to explain, Patrick Acton decided to spend three years of his life stacking matchsticks together to form the mountain city of Minas Tirith… Between the fortified city and the mountain upon which it sits, this seven-tier structure was built using 450,000 individual matchsticks. … He even managed to build curved walls and the winding branches of a miniature tree using nothing but tiny, brittle sticks.

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cracked:

And imagine the basement he built it in!

The 5 Most Incredibly Detailed Replicas Ever Made by Fans

#5. A Lord of the Rings City Made of Matchsticks

For reasons that neither science nor theology will ever be able to explain, Patrick Acton decided to spend three years of his life stacking matchsticks together to form the mountain city of Minas Tirith… Between the fortified city and the mountain upon which it sits, this seven-tier structure was built using 450,000 individual matchsticks. … He even managed to build curved walls and the winding branches of a miniature tree using nothing but tiny, brittle sticks.

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Jeff Gerstmann: Games are maturing and games are evolving. And that’s not a political statement. That’s just a reality. So, the people taking that to mean we’re getting political, like, that just makes me think that they’re out of touch with, kind of, where stuff is heading. It’s not about, you know, drilling it into everyone’s skull. It’s not about, like, we’re going to hold your eyes open and force Gone Home into your eye sockets UNTIL YOU UNDERSTAND. Uh. It’s just about saying that, like, not every game has to be for you. There are plenty of games I don’t like that other people do. And if people want to play Dark Souls, fine. I don’t have to. And that’s okay.

James Marion: You’ll eventually have to play Dark Souls.

Jeff Gerstmann: Damnit.

via GiantBomb

I quite like what Gerstmann was saying here. Also, isn’t it interesting that many folks seem to be fine considering the possibility that a game might not be made for them, based on the game’s difficulty or genre…but the idea that a game might not be made for them based on it’s social or cultural themes and suddenly they flip the hell out.

How dare you make a game about lesbians in which there is no platforming or combat! That’s not even a game!

versus

I hate modern military FPS’s, but don’t feel the need to get angry at the fact that modern military FPS’s exist.

(via evilfeministfromspace)